People sometimes ask me how I’m doing. My family, in particular, has grown very worried about my alcohol intake since they discovered this blog. I would like to assure them that there is no way that I am drinking too much because I am not yet drunk enough. (The hooker here would disagree but she can’t be trusted. That bitch demands an extra $25 for everytime I kidney punch her!) So to appease everyone who has been concerned about my health or mental well being – I present this picture. I am, obviously, fine.
By the way . . . Are my comments broken again?
