Cannucks are renowned for having good manners. Let me put the lie to that. Apathy and passive agression are not good manners. It is not polite to yell at Yanks in Amsterdam because you disapprove of their health care, foreign policy or gun control regulations. It is pompous bullshit. Canada is not that great. Your ignorant opinon aside.
So, being a charitable sort of chap, I’d like to recommend some good manners so that my country men may be the better for it. I am very kind like that.
The first rule is easy – There is nothing more rude than pointing out someone else’s bad
manners. If your intention is to be rude – fine. But, if you really need to to correct someone; just kindly fuck off. Your comments about the salad fork are not needed.
As with all rule of manners – this does not apply to children.
The next is a bit more difficult because it requires a size of balls that most Canadians sadly lack. Should you wish to insult someone, grumbling to yourself as you walk away or being mildly sarcastic is a poor and ill-mannered approach. If you feel the need to be rude, be directly rude.
For example. Do not say: “Well, that’s an unusual way of using a salad fork.” Instead say something like this: “Were you raised by wolves you fucking imbecile? If you use that fork on your meat again, I’ll stick it in your fucking eye. The fork I’m talking about – not the meat. My meat is currently in your mother’s mouth. And, by the way, I would say that you’re as ugly as your mother’s cunt but I would not want to besmirch that syphilitic and wart infested gash.“
There, you see how much better that was.
Most of being polite is knowing how to be rude. And I’ll refer you all to The Chap. A magazine for Anarcho-Dandies.
1 comment
mona lisa
July 20, 2006 at 12:38 am (UTC -5)
yay, Anarcho-Dandies!!!!
oops, i mean, what a lovely way of being!