Just from looking at that man, you would never guess that he’s interested in fast food. But he is. That’s Kerien Fitzpatrick, the founder of HyperActive Technologies. Although he doesn’t exactly strike me as the hyperactive type, he has invented a computer system that’ll make your burger get to your plate super, double-lucky fast. And all it needs to do is boss around restaurant employees.
So who cares if that already harried and abused underclass of fastfood workers now has to take shit from a know-it-all machine? You’ll have your burger a couple of minutes quicker. Efficiency is the name of the game and if you don’t like it, you can move to one of those countries with no fastfood joints. Like Cuba or North Korea.
I just wonder if we can humiliate our senior citizens, poor people and students even more. Maybe if we made them wear some sort of stupid and ugly uniform . . .
