Polar bears already had enough problems. They have to live in the cold and they’re covered in hair. Hair is kinda gross. But things have taken a turn for the worse.
Their land, which they call Frozen Roar Town, is melting and they’re starting to get hungry. So, like a bunch of Uruguayan rugby players, they’ve turned to cannibalism. And who can blame them?
There is no finer meat than that of the haunches of a fattened polar bear. You can make it into a stew, have it in a burger or even fry it up with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. We just have to hope that these hungry beasts leave some for us.
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mona lisa
June 14, 2006 at 3:45 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“or even fry it up with some fava beans and a nice Chianti”, hahahaha!