Mr. A has a problem. Aside from sounding like a character from a Kafka novel, he has apparently taken 40,000 hits of MDMA over a nine year period. He is now being treated at London University. He is paranoid, depressed, hallucinating, suffering from memory problems and has a really sore jaw that prevents him from opening his mouth. Apparently Mr. A never thought to buy a soother. I’m surprised that he didn’t grind his teeth to dust.
I wonder how the doctors came to the 40,000 hits estimate. I tend to disbelieve anything someone who is paranoid, depressed, hallucinating or suffering from memory problems tells me. When they say that they take 25 hits a day, I believe even less. The man could be crackers. After the tenth hit you could have sold him crackers at twenty bucks a shot.
But, if this story is true, there’s only one conclusion to draw: E isn’t that bad for you. Try eating 40,000 steaks in nine years. I bet that’d kill you.
2 comments
Alex
April 5, 2006 at 7:11 pm (UTC -5)
Good point… Hadnt looked at it that way…
Grumpy Owl
April 5, 2006 at 11:02 pm (UTC -5)
Ya, and a steak doesn’t last for hours.