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Mar 21

Hail Xenu

As we near the year 2000 . . . Oh yeah, we’re already past that. Ahem.

As we near the month of April in 2006, it seems that a lot of things are merging. Business, religion, cultism, celebritism, psychiatry and fascism have all become one thing: Scientology.

Since these wayward souls will basically own everyone and everything around them by 2050, intimidating everyone else into cowering servitude, I think it’s important that we get to know our future overlords by going to Operation Clambake.

In the meantime, I would like to wish Trey Parker and Matt Stone the best of luck in their Battle for Earth. They’ll need it. Hail Xenu!

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2 comments

  1. Marcia

    Did you see the Chef leaving South Park episode last night? It was another awesome crack at Scientology.

  2. Grumpy Owl

    I think we must get South Park on a diff day here. I think the new ones are on Friday nights.

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