Remember when you kindergarten teacher told you that everybody is special and unique, just like pretty little snowflakes? Well, that was a filthy lie. Not about the snowflakes but about us. We’re more like mass produced goods.
But, in the case of Snowflake the Gorilla it might be true. This albino was captured in 1967 and died in 2003 of skin cancer. But he did manage to father twenty one kids.
I just hope that no one will think that I’m “a loser” for supporting his defect. I happen to like defects. No matter what sort of ape they occur in.
7 comments
sdit
March 12, 2006 at 8:16 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Awww he’s cute! I’m going ape over him ;D
Tho the name’s a bit effiminate. Shame on his owners!
Love story denied…..fit for an Oscar worthy screenplay!
sublime
March 14, 2006 at 6:09 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
He might be a gay ape
I’ve heard ape society is very liberal!
JP
March 14, 2006 at 12:13 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Look, we may be mass-produced, but we are also defective apes, too.
Grumpy Owl
March 15, 2006 at 11:43 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I think I would have preferred it if they had of called him Frosty. Now there’s a manly name.
miss amie
March 15, 2006 at 2:09 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
How about Al Bino? Or Jack Frost?
Grumpy Owl
March 16, 2006 at 10:47 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Al Bino. I like that one.
sdit
March 18, 2006 at 6:23 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Al Bino— that’s perfect! =)