I don’t often develop Hollywood crushes because I’ve just been hurt too many times. Celebrities might not realize it, but those restraining orders can be real heart breakers.
Having said that . . .
Monica Bellucci makes me feel like a teenager. In all of the bad ways. If I ever met this woman I think that I – yes me! – might actually be tongue tied. Her role in the Matrix 2 was the best visual effect in that movie and, quite possibly, the only real reason to watch it.
I’m also breaking another Ryan rule here. It might be the three rum and cokes I had with breakfast but this woman actually looks good pregnant. All that “radiant” and “glowing” hokum is not a lie. In her case at least.
The sad thing is, I don’t even know if she can act. I don’t believe I’ve ever heard a word she’s said. Maybe it is true. Beauty is like a drug.
2 comments
mona lisa
March 3, 2006 at 8:18 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
the alien rockstar came to visit last night. i’m choosing to blame you for her reappearance. and monica bellucci is fucking hot. i wish i looked like that when i was pregnant. please tell me she’s not really human.
Grumpy Owl
March 6, 2006 at 7:28 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I only wish they made androids that looked like that.
Quite sorry about that alien rockstar. I often suspect that David Bowie was replaced by aliens.