Back in the good old days, 10,000 to 11,000 years ago, there were much more women than men. So what if many of our brothers had to die while hunting to create this ratio? They died to make life better for the living men. They died to end the ice-age sausage party.
And, because competition for male attention was so fierce amongst females, a strange new mutation appeared. Blonde hair. It made you stand out from the crowd. And the cavemen were interested, very interested indeed. Much to the eternal detriment of their reputation, blonde women were very successful at mating. That blonde mutation was carried into the future.
But how far into the future? According to the World Health Organization, the natural blonde will be extinct within two hundred years. Hair-dyes and brightly colored wigs have infringed upon their habitat. In Hollywood, the natural blonde is already extinct and it is severely endangered through the rest of the entertainment sector.
2 comments
miss amie
February 28, 2006 at 2:28 pm (UTC -5)
I’ve never been into blond people. Not as friends or lovers. I always preferred dark hair and features. Take that, stupid cavepeople.
Grumpy Owl
March 1, 2006 at 5:38 am (UTC -5)
It is out of fashion to have aesthetic preferences about humans. Perhaps that’s why most modern art is garbage. Your new website is looking sharp by the way.