If you’ve read anything about those wacky little aliens then you’ve probably heard about crop circles, about how it’s impossible for people to make them and about how they represent some really deep mathematics that we only partially understand.
Well, a week ago, an alien named Eddie decided to make things a bit more clear. He took his hotrod spacecraft and, in 40 meter letters, wrote “EDDIE FUCK” in a Yorkshire field. You can see it on Google Maps here.
Real mysterious, Eddie. I just hope you’re a human. I can’t stand the thought of aliens being named Eddie.
4 comments
sdit
February 17, 2006 at 6:28 pm (UTC -5)
Was he cursing himself out and is dsylexic?
Was he unable to complete his sentence passing out in a drunken stupor?
Or did the aliens whisk him away to their Motherland as punishment for mocking them?
geekigirl
February 17, 2006 at 6:53 pm (UTC -5)
LMAO!!!
Aliens named Eddie, that’s seems Heinleinish to me.
Grumpy Owl
February 18, 2006 at 12:53 am (UTC -5)
Sdit:
1. Maybe he’s the infamous, intergalatic punk, Eddie Fuck.
2. I doubt drinking was involved. While plastered, I’ve never been able to manage any more than six thrity meter letters and this guy pulled off 9 forty meter ones.
3. Human or not, I don’t think Eddie Fuck is the sort of character to be whisked away. Hauled off in chains and leg irons, perhaps. But I think it’s more likely that he just stuck on his black letter jacket, hit the gas and went to some space corner store for a smmich and to harrass the staff.
Geekigirl;
You saying that Heinlein is behind all this?
Nemo
February 18, 2006 at 3:34 am (UTC -5)
Remember the starwars program in the 80′s? Remember the movie hackers?