I haven’t posted much in the past few days. I’ve been morbidly depressed since Dick Cheney shot me in the face.
Sometimes it’s hard to find weird shit that’s going on or being built. And sometimes it’s just too easy. This Dick Cheney thing is a bit too easy. The poor fellow’s aiming mechanism obviously malfunctioned. Booze will do that.
I picture him acting like that robot in Robocop. He’s aiming at the dude and saying: “Drop your weapon. You have five seconds to comply!”
I can’t say I’m surprised. I always knew that Dick would shoot someone. I just figured it would be the president.
