Scientists have sequenced the entire genome of the Wooly Mammoth. There’s some interesting stuff in the article about how they’re related to elephants and all of that but I’ll tell you what I’m waiting for.
Cloned Wooly Mammoth Burgers.
Think about it. These things must have tasted great. You ever see those pictures of the cavemen hunting them? You wouldn’t work that hard for a McDonald’s burger. Half the time you won’t even drag your fat ass out of the car and go into the restaurant.
These monsters must have tasted so awesome that we killed and ate the bunch. I mean, beef tastes good and we didn’t eat all of the cows. I bet a Wooly Burger will make a hamburger taste like absolute crap.
And why stop at burgers? I want a deep-fried hoof with an apple sauce center. You just rip off the toes and dip them. On the side I’d have a plate of Neanderthal Bits. I bet they tasted good too. God knows, they didn’t kill themselves.
