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Feb 07

"Personality goes a long way."

I love bacon. It’s great stuff. And soon I’ll just be able to print it up on a modified ink-jet printer and dig right in.

“The cartridges are washed out and refilled with suspensions of living cells; the software that controls the characteristics of the ink is reprogrammed and you’re good to go.”

Awesome. And the best thing about it is that we will finally be freed of our breakfast dependence on our dog-smart, swine overlords. We will finally be free to kill off all the pigs, just as we should have done a long time ago.

Enjoy what little time you have left Babe. Extinction is right around the corner.

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  1. mona lisa

    that’s so gross. then again it can be worse than the way we get bacon now. mmm, i like bacon, bacon is good.

  2. Marcia

    I make this heart attack inducing snack for man-parties: coat bacon with sugar, then put it under the broiler for 20 minutes, flipping once. Take out, let cool, and enjoy! It’s pig candy!

  3. The Grumpy Owl

    Bacon is great. It’s true.

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