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Jan 05

Toronto Teen Found With AK-47 Under Bed

An AK-47 was found hidden beneath the bed of a Toronto 17 year old. You can probably guess who found it – Mom. And Mom turned him over to the cops. Good job Mom.

But, when I saw this story on the news last night, I did notice some rather odd details about the kid’s room. He had a Disney blanket for one thing. Now, I’m not sure what your highschool was like but, where I came from, owning a Pocahontas comforter was not the quickest or easiest route to losing your virginity. In fact, if word about that got out, you might need an AK-47.

So, while I commend Mom on her swift and decisive action, a word of warning: Buy your teenage sons blankets with racing cars or footballs on them. The consequences of a misstep in the choice of a bedspread can be dire.

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4 comments

  1. Wenchy

    Disney huh?

  2. Ryan Oakley

    Indeed.

  3. Lee Ann

    Thank you for stopping by my place. I hope to see you over there more often.

  4. barefoot_mistress

    LMAO THat’s sortof hilarious and sicko at the same time! Happy HNT

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