I’m sure that you’ve all heard that nonsense about alcohol killing brain cells. Well, don’t worry friends, contrary to popular opinion, you can grow them back. Thank goodness. I was afraid that after New Years my IQ was going to fall from a mighty 62 into a weakling 43. Now it appears that I have nothing to worry about.
Except perhaps the old temperance argument “that the alcohol in their blood could cause drunkards to catch fire and burn alive.” So, if that too is a lie – and I’m not saying it is – I might be able to get through the holidays without being reduced to the burnt husk of a slow- wittted chimp.
All of this disinformation really makes me question my girlfriend’s assertion that I should stop playing with weapons while drunk.
