One might even say that the weather outside is frightful. But, this winter, things inside promise to be delightful. Thanks to the Japanese company Dolls No Mori, I need never go out and deal with the raw bodies of real women again. It promises to be a great new year.
I will no longer have to prowl the streets because Tina, “being not to be the woman of the raw body, there is no inconvenience, there is no how thing where affinity of the girl is not agreeable.”
Well, thank God for that.
But I have to say what really sold me on this was the secure knowledge that “the use impression of the special hole is feeling good quality above the woman of the raw body” and “hygienic management has been thorough, there is no worry of the venereal disease.”
Yup, Tina is a doll I could marry. Unlike that heartless bitch, the Magic Flesh Vagina and Anus. She broke my heart.
5 comments
FFFrapgirl
December 10, 2005 at 8:39 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
OMG! I am sure you are lookin forward to a year of no surprise fertilizations as well!
Miss Amie
December 10, 2005 at 1:11 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I, too, was once won over by Miss Magic Flesh Vagina and Anus, only to discover that not only had she been seeing many others, including my Dad, but she frenchified me, presumably from my Dad.
ObilonKenobi
December 11, 2005 at 11:44 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Where has she been all my life. I will prefer a full woman to a trunkified ass anyday. I hear it’s harder to get than XBox 360 but then again, XBox 360 (despite the X-Rated conotations of that name) can make me horny. Not any more at least. For me, the magic of video games has been gone since the early 1990s. Tetris was my last bitch in that department. I loved how those long shapes just slid between the blocks.
Funny stuff you. I came here via Melly.
Ryan Oakley
December 12, 2005 at 1:27 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Welcome aboard.
Melly has brought a lot of traffic my way. I’m thinking of repaying her by letting her win at chess.
melly
December 12, 2005 at 10:20 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You little miserable %$^&!
Letting me win???
I’ll show you ‘letting her win!’
But when o when are we playing?