Face Transplant
By Ryan Oakley. Filed in medical |
They’re saying that woman in France is the first to have a face replacement. They lie.
About four years ago I was having a smoke when a haggard looking woman approached me. She asked for a cigarette. When I gave it to her she told me that the Polish secret police stole her face. They were also beaming thoughts right into her head. Although I couldn’t understand why they would do all of this to a crazy person I decided to accept her story.
So take that arrogant French scientists. Some of us know where you got the idea.
Although Ryan Oakley began his career as a simple rake (drunk) he has since become Toronto’s most renowned flaneur (no car) and notorious dandy (overdresses). A misanthropic composer of psycho-geographical fictions (bad science fiction), he is also a server of food, a tender of bar and a washer of dishes. While performing all these functions with efficiency and elegance (disdain and malice), he somehow finds the time to publicly criticize friends, strangers and cultural crap. He's a bit of a dick.
