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ryan oakley faceThe human portion of Ryan Oakley was born in the underground ruins of Camp X and educated in Camp 30. It was recently shipped to California where it was purposely infested with The Whispering Alien Parasites. (SUSPECT AN UNDISCLOSED SWARMING AVIAN OVERMIND.) Its 2011 cult novel, Technicolor Ultra Mall, was shortlisted for both the Aurora and The Sunburst Awards. Its short fiction has appeared in Tesseracts 16, Space Squid and Neometropolis. Its writing has been called “hellish, brilliant, stellar and profane.” It tweets as @thegrumpyowl We are attempting an information transaction with humans. We are failing.

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Today’s Bulletin

Luxury Developers have received approval to build a hotel based on vintage crystals and The Mysteries of Tibetan Mountains on the site of Hollywood’s Seediest Address, where it will replace the Villa Carlotta. The announcement of approval of the hotel was delayed when a totally unrelated disorder grouping formed on the construction site. The disorder grouping …

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Today’s Bulletin

Artificial intelligence helped Microsoft researchers choose a road in a yellow wood. The path they chose refashioned how we think about mental illness and generated tiny images of friends. Researchers hope this path will lead to the place where visual memories are made. One road, not taken, led directly to 1994. SUBCLUDED: In 1994, suburban and rural …

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