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ryan oakley faceThe human portion of Ryan Oakley was born in the underground ruins of Camp X and educated in Camp 30. It was recently shipped to California where it was purposely infested with The Whispering Alien Parasites. (SUSPECT AN UNDISCLOSED SWARMING AVIAN OVERMIND.) Its 2011 cult novel, Technicolor Ultra Mall, was shortlisted for both the Aurora and The Sunburst Awards. Its short fiction has appeared in Tesseracts 16, Space Squid and Neometropolis. Its writing has been called “hellish, brilliant, stellar and profane.” It tweets as @thegrumpyowl We are attempting an information transaction with humans. We are failing.

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Today’s Bulletin

WARWICK, R.I. — A mysterious and evil cult sacrificed four people staying at the Motel 6 on Jefferson Boulevard as a result of the hotel chain’s agreement to provide Control Force with a daily guest list, Mayor Scott Avedisian said Tuesday. Sharing The Names of Six Motel 6 Guests led a fleet of bloodsucking drones …

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Today’s Bulletin

MANATEE — Neurological inspectors from the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation of Black Holes and The Strangest and Most Fascinating Objects returned to an interactive map of The Inner World on Wednesday and found those weird, alien emojis that you’ve been seeing everywhere. There were dead and live emojis strewn all over the …

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