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ryan oakley faceThe human portion of Ryan Oakley was born in the underground ruins of Camp X and educated in Camp 30. It was recently shipped to California where it was purposely infested with The Whispering Alien Parasites. (SUSPECT AN UNDISCLOSED SWARMING AVIAN OVERMIND.) Its 2011 cult novel, Technicolor Ultra Mall, was shortlisted for both the Aurora and The Sunburst Awards. Its short fiction has appeared in Tesseracts 16, Space Squid and Neometropolis. Its writing has been called “hellish, brilliant, stellar and profane.” It tweets as @thegrumpyowl We are attempting an information transaction with humans. We are failing.

Today’s Bulletin

A local man was possessed by a vision contracted while accidentally watching Pakistan’s new terror sitcom by twilight. The vision compelled him to leave his slumbering wife tied up in bed, hop in her car and take to The California Freeway and Expressway System with a gun and a bad plan. He intended to gain …

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Today’s Bulletin

Swarms of rogue drones have killed up to 300,000 salmon at a charitable fish farm that hoped to supply food to The Affected Area. The mauve jellyfish drones are small enough to get inside salmon cages. While critics have called these drones a genocidal plot designed to attack the already inadequate food supplies of The …

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