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Ryan Oakley is a Canadian born author of speculative fiction who currently lives in California. His 2011 cult novel, Technicolor Ultra Mall, was shortlisted for both the Aurora and The Sunburst Awards. His short fiction has appeared in Tesseracts 16, Space Squid and Neometropolis, where it placed second in their HUMAN v2.0 contest. His writing has been called “hellish, brilliant, stellar and profane.” He tweets as @thegrumpyowl

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TODAY’S BULLETIN

TOP STORY: Last night’s lunar eclipse marked the return of President 400 FPM from a pulsating dead star where he was meeting with The Psychocultural Facts of Living in America. He promised to revolutionize your life using 7 NEW MATERIALS and responded to questions regarding his health by saying that he had “the energy of a …

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TODAY’S BULLETIN

TODAY’S BULLETIN CONFIRMED: FM 3–19.15 updated by The Society of Comorbid Alienations to include: “Before dividing a large crowd, the commander must consider that this might not solve the clinical delusion. It may worsen the problem by creating smaller elements including lack of warrant, fixity, resistance to counterargument, and implausibility that may engage the control force in small-mob …

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